Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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