Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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