He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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