jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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