we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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