Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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