so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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