dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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