let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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