i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
