It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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