did you get engaged???
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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