yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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