Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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