that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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