and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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