Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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