my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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