somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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