If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
