they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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