Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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