maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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