marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
it glows. i had to have it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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