my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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