How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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