OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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