One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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