i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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