i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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