Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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