you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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