I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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