It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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