Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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