spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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