All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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