They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
