Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
nutella sex= disaster
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Randomize
