Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
They took my balls.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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