Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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