He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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