My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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