can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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