Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
sex in a hospital.. check
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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