took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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