So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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