i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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