it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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