so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
a search helicopter?!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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