The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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