He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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