There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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