i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
