Dual....:-)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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