hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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